Archive for December, 2010

Hand of the day

December 30, 2010 1 comment

Hand of the day lol.

No-Limit Hold’em, $6.00 BB (2 handed) – Hold’em Manager Converter Tool from

BB ($261)
Hero (SB) ($427)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5, 5
Hero bets $15, BB raises $54, Hero raises $409 (All-In), BB calls $201 (All-In)

Flop: ($522) 2, 2, 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($522) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($522) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $522

Hero had 5, 5 (two pair, fives and twos).
BB had 5, 2 (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: BB won $521

How to prank your friends on the new Facebook

December 28, 2010 4 comments

So I pulled a prank with a lot of my friends the other day. It takes use of the tagged pictures feature on the new facebook. You know the five pictures under their name on their profile page? That shows the last five pictures they were tagged in.

What you do is find a picture that you want to prank your friends with. I chose to go along with a speech bubble theme, where I found a picture with a speech bubble with some text inside. Then you go to this site: , which is originally made so you can take a cool picture and put it up on your profile.

After saving the five different pictures from the facebook tiles webpage onto your computer, you upload them in an album to facebook. You then tag each of the five photos with your friends. Remember to tag the pictures in the right order, going right to left. So the left picture is the last one you tag.

I’ve attached the pics I used for the prank in the gallery below if you wanta use them on your friends :P

Here is my final result *evil laughter*:

New stake deal started.

December 26, 2010 2 comments

So I finally decided on a stake a few days ago. About 8 contacted me interested in staking me. Some more serious than others. A lot of them were flexible in regards to %, but I ended up going with a friend of mine. We’re gonna be doing 200k hands and the split is one that I’m very satisfied with. My staker wanted me to start at 2/4-3/6 first and then move up to 5/10 a little later, which is fine by me, since like 75% of the hands will be played at those limits anyways.

I’ve had a good start on the first 6k hands.

In other news not much else has been going on at the house. Magnus’ friend Mads dropped by for a couple of weeks. We all went to the Full Moon Party together on the 21st. There were many more people there this time than last time. Im anticipating that New Years Eve on Koh Phangan is going to be phenomenal. Other than that we haven’t really done that much more. We had an american christmas dinner last night at a local place thats owned by a Texan. We had turkey with stuffing, honeyglazed ham with cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes amongst other things for only 20$!! We had originally planned to go out after the dinner, but we were so full, we decided to come home and relax instead.

Tune in tomorrow when I tell about a prank I pulled on my friends on Facebook.

Shopping for a stake deal

December 19, 2010 2 comments

Since grinding small stakes is getting kinda boring, I’ve decided it’s time to do some business and get involved in a stake deal again.

I’ve done a few deals before. The first big one I made was in spring 2008 with Morten “pokergirl” Erlandsen, a well known danish pro. The deal was 70/30 in my favor and we started out at 3/6 NL HU. The plan was to reach 118k in profits so I would end up with an 80k roll at the end of the deal. The first month I kinda struggled, breaking even mostly. With some aggressive Bankroll Management I hit my goal in about two and a half months and paid Morten his 35k in profit. I had back to back 200k months, where I played as high as 50/100 NL. I remember my biggest ever pot lost clearly. You’ll find it here:

2008 ended with a approx. 240k profit for me.

The second deal I did was last year in September and lasted 217 days. It was a 50/50 deal with my friend Niller, where we both put 20k into a roll to play midstakes NL HU. We would both play and split our profits 50/50. We felt it was a good way to minimise the variance, support each other and learn from each other. We used very conservative bankroll management, where we would move up to a new stake at 70buyins and move down at 55 buyins. It was a very successful project. We managed to make 198k in combined profits, of which I made 135k. I did however also play 70k hands more than him combined over the 7 months. I made 60cents per hand in that deal.

I’m looking to get a stake started for at least 2/4-5/10. Higher than that is also fine, since I always bumhunt at the highest limits that I play. This way I keep my game sharp but also don’t end up with huge swings because of playing regs at the highest limits.

I’ve put up my whole database from Holdemmanager in a few screenshots below. If you check the sessions picture, you can see the earliest ones are from August 2009, so their not exactly lifetime but should give you a good picture of my play, since its 400k hands. Some hands are also missing. Cake poker hands have a habit of not being accurate at all. Obviously if I made 135k from Sept to March without rakeback then my stats would also reflect that, but regardless I feel the stats still give a picture of a winning poker player. If someone is interested in more precise numbers, we can talk in private.

I feel this is a solid deal for anyone who is interested, which is why I’m looking to do a 70/30 on a stake. I’ve played poker full time since July 2006 at mid to high stakes.

I’d prefer to get staked by a HU pro who plays HSNL for obvious reasons. If you’re interested or know someone who would be interested in making some money on a solid investment, I can be reached at Alexamarre (at) gmail dot com.

Good luck at the tables.

Make a donation to Wikipedia. Free knowledge for everyone is important.

December 16, 2010 Leave a comment

Just recieved this email from Wikipedia today and decided to make a recurring payment of 7$ a month. I’ve donated to charity in the past. This is something that is at least just as important as charity. Giving people free access to knowledge is a step closer to more freedom and opportunity for all.

Dear Alex,

Thank you for your donation to this year’s fundraiser. We’re a little more than half-way toward our 2010 goal, so I hope you won’t mind if I ask you to help again.

Most people don’t know this, but I’m a volunteer.

I don’t get paid a cent for my work at Wikipedia, and neither do our thousands of other volunteer authors and editors. When I founded Wikipedia, I could have made it into a for-profit company with advertising, but I decided to do something different.

Commerce is fine. Advertising is not evil. But it doesn’t belong here. Not in Wikipedia.

To keep Wikipedia ad-free, we ask for donations every year on the site. We’re sending you this email because we are scaling up our infrastructure this year, and we’re simply not able to raise the whole budget from the banners alone.

We have an easy way to make an automatic monthly donation to Wikipedia, and we’re looking for people who would like to become sustainers. (Of course you can make a one-time donation as well.)

Please make a monthly recurring gift of $3, $7, $13 — or whatever you can:

Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind. It is a place we can all go to think, to learn, to share our knowledge with others. It is a unique human project, the first of its kind in history. It is a humanitarian project to bring a free encyclopedia to every single person on the planet.

Every single person.

If all of Wikipedia’s 400 million users would donate $1 each, we would have 20 times the amount of money we need. We’re a small organization, and I’ve worked hard over the years to keep us lean and tight. We fulfill our mission, and leave waste to others.

To do this without resorting to advertising, we need you. It is you who keep this dream alive. It is you who have created Wikipedia. It is you who believe that a place of calm reflection and learning is worth having.

This year, please consider making a sustaining monthly donation of whatever amount you like to protect and sustain Wikipedia.


Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia Founder

P.S. — If you can’t commit to a recurring monthly donation, I hope you’ll consider making another one time gift to help us reach our goal before the end of the year. Please make your donation today.

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Hot Thai girls!

December 15, 2010 2 comments

So we went in to Chaweng Beach a couple of days ago, and decided to check out the Cabaret Shows. It’s all ladyboys who put on the show. The one we went to was on Chaweng Beach Road called Christy’s Cabaret Show. It’s pretty interesting to watch. Some of them you wouldn’t be able to tell areladyboys at first glance and are pretty feminine and sexy.

The cocktails and drinks are a little bit more expensive and the waitress will try and get some tips out of you. It’s still a lot of fun and I would recommend saving some money for after the show for tipping the performers, since they are the whole show.

Heres a few clips of the show we went to. The second clip is harder to see on video so I’ll try and explain what happens. Basically the performer gets on stage as a girl and while singing changes from a woman’s dress to a suit and takes off the makeup. It was an interesting and touching act so I wanted to share it on here.

There’s many reason for guys to become ladyboys or Kathoey, which is the real term. Being Kathoey is more accepted in Thailand than in any other country.

I talked to a few of them and there are varying stories. Some of them felt very feminine from a young age and it was accepted they play with dolls and act like girls, which resulted in them turning kathoey at a later age. Some had horror stories like being sold to rich old white men while they were young boys and being abused by them. Sex tourism is obviously pretty rampant in Thailand is pretty rampant.

Anyway, I don’t wanna get into Kathoey culture too much. Here’s the videos of the show. Enjoy and if you ever go to Thailand, be sure to check out a cabaret show.

Living with poker players in Thailand

December 12, 2010 6 comments

It’s been three weeks down here in Thailand. We’ve been having a great time going out partying, eating cheap thai curries, playing and talking about poker. It’s been me, my girlfriend Stefania, Sunny, Magnus and two well known danish poker pros, Danny Neess and Martin El-Kher.

Sunny plays midstakes PLO mostly. Magnus is a tournament pro. Danny and Martin play high stakes no limit(buyin 2000 to 10000$) and yours truly is trying to grind it out at small stakes these days, as you prolly know if you’ve been following my blog before. Oh how the mighty have fallen :)

Since pokerplayers are such lazy people, we weren’t always good at getting out and enjoying the sun. The weather wasn’t always that great at it either. Last week it nearly rained on and off the whole time.

But we did manage to get out and see some sites. Here we are going on a trip to some waterfalls on ATVs.


But it was not just the sites that were fun and interesting.

Living with poker players is surely also an interesting experience. When you put people in the same house who are competitive of nature, fun stuff starts to happen.

You’ve Sunny. The multi talented Indian guy. The guys a winner at Pot limit Omaha. Used to play NL for a living, yet has never used any poker forums or poker tracking software or seen an instructional video in his life! I’ve never seen so much raw talent in a guy, but of course, he’s Indian. What else should I expect. He always seems to find a way to beat my ass in FIFA too.

Anyway I got him started using holdemmanager, the absolutely best poker tracking software out there. Hopefully if he starts seeing some poker videos, hes gonna be crushing midstakes PLO on Party poker soon =)

Then you’ve got Danny. He’s the ultimate alphamale. Never backs down, never admits he’s wrong. If you threaten his manhood, he will come after you. Which is why he’s often doing propbets and challenges with El-Kher. Both of them are doing flips and fifa matches for lots and lots of dollars. The last FIFA 11 match they played was for 4000$. Despite Danny’s huge ego, he’s a good friend who’s helped me financially the last few months

Danny’s a Heads Up Specialist. Playing high stakes NL against some of the best in the world. He even took the infamous Isildur1 for a good amount at 5kNL heads up. I’m pretty sure that Danny is the best Heads Up player at our house, but there’s someone who disagrees.

Martin El-Kher – God’s gift to poker and women. Made a million dollars in 2008. Plays 5knl but whining way too much for my taste these days. Anyway, as when there’s several poker players living together, we ended up doing a grudge match for 10 stacks at 100nl. I first started dominating him as well as running good and was up 700$. However El-Kher kinda adjusted a little bit for the next few sessions and came all the way back to -150$. He was outplaying me in lots of preflop spots. However after doing some EV calculations, I feel now that I easily have an edge vs him HU again. You see, the difference between him and my thinking in HU, is that he puts a lot of emphasis on dynamics and what not. He doesn’t use tracking software, which I feel is a big leak. Stats make it easy for me to change my strategy against any type of opponent, whereas I feel that El-Kher is playing the same way against a lot of opponents.

Regardless, at the end of the day. El-Kher seems to be my bromance guy – If you’ve ever seen Scrubs, you know what I mean. We connect really well and always have a great time together. We also had an afternoon of alone time during the trip, where we bonded well.

Then we have Magnus. The tournament pro in the house. He’s final tabled EPT Copenhagen a couple of years ago and went real deep the year after. He’s primarily a tournament pro and the youngest guy in the house. He’s very modest with a dry sense of humor. He’s also the best FIFA player in the house. We had a 1vs1 FIFA tournament the other day. Everyone took Chelsea which is the best team in the game and he took Spain and still won easily. These days I only get a win against him one out of 6 times. Very aggravating =)

I’ve been drinking while writing this post, so I’m gonna be lazy and not proofread it. Talk to you soon!

Here’s a few more pics of us.